That's Not Safe to Eat Government recall notices, translated out of Bureaucrat.

Aisle 3 — Extra crunchy.

As of Sep 2, 2026, Aisle 3 (extra crunchy) holds 5 active notices and 7 called-off ones. The most serious is Ukrop's Homestyle Foods — Spaghetti and Chicken Cobbler recalled for metal pieces (Do not eat, serious health risk), posted Jul 31, 2026. Metal, plastic, wood, glass. None of it was supposed to be in there. The aisle is ours; the hazard on each card is the notice's own words.

Called off7Officially resolved. Unofficially, look behind the ice cream.
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Questions

Which foods are recalled for metal, plastic, wood, or glass right now?

As of Sep 2, 2026, 5 active notices apply in this category: 4 recalls and 1 advisory. The newest is Peter Rabbit Organics Banana & Strawberry Puree — possible plastic strips in pouch, posted Aug 12, 2026. Also on the list: Ukrop's Homestyle Foods — Spaghetti and Chicken Cobbler recalled for metal pieces; Foster Farms Chicken Corn Dog & Turkey Stick — wood contamination; and Peter Rabbit Organics Banana & Strawberry Puree — possible plastic strands; and 1 more.

Which of these are the most serious?

2 of the 5 active notices in this category are rated a serious health risk as of Sep 2, 2026; the class comes from the source agency when it gives one, and is marked as our read of the hazard when it does not. The most serious is Ukrop's Homestyle Foods — Spaghetti and Chicken Cobbler recalled for metal pieces (Do not eat, serious health risk), posted Jul 31, 2026. Next: Foster Farms Chicken Corn Dog & Turkey Stick — wood contamination (Do not eat, serious health risk), posted Oct 4, 2025.

What counts as extra crunchy?

Metal, plastic, wood, glass. None of it was supposed to be in there. Every notice lands in exactly one aisle by the hazard category taken from its stated reason; the aisle number is ours, the hazard on each card is the notice's own words. As of Sep 2, 2026, 12 notices on file fall here.

How often is this updated?

Daily at 06:00 Pacific, from the government's own notices: FDA openFDA enforcement reports and USDA FSIS recall notices. The last successful update finished Sep 2, 2026, and every count on this page is as of that run.

Where does the data come from?

FDA openFDA enforcement reports and USDA FSIS recall notices, each stored exactly as received. An AI extracts the brand, products, lot codes, hazard, regions, and retailers; a fixed rubric assigns the status; anything under 80% confidence waits for a human before it is published. Every item links to its source notice.